I did not actually zip line if you were worried. I did do a 4-mile marathon though. My dad ran too. (Huff, puff) I’m going to start at the beginning now. I went to school and blah, blah, blah. Let’s cut to chase. We were raising money for schools in Jericho that got torn down. They called it white boards on wheels. I got a medal for running. It had a hand holding a torch on it. Now time to…
I yakked a lot. A lot of yakking. On Monday, I yakked a LOT. I yakked about being in Palestine and there were a lot of jokes. I yakked with my whole Pathways class. So, this was my powerpoint:
We went to Petra. There were donkeys, camels and, unfortunately, no red pandas. I’m very disappointed in the lack of red pandas. <in the desert> Though there was a very big staircase 950 steps <the step count varies from 850-950>. On the way to Petra we saw many, many Ibex and there was a baby one. This is immensely cute. We saw some random building and Maggie insisted on taking a picture in front of it. Then we went through…
We saw a motorcycle show. (If any of you know how really hypnotize someone tell me in the comments I mean it) We had a exciting time. 4ufggfdjdhgd. (sorry problem with the keys) In Bethlehem (see maggie’s post) a stunt man was taking photos and there was a crowd after 2 minutes. That guy cannot go anywhere without a crowd following him. The stunts he did were standing up on the motorcycle. I think I saw him do a handstand…
Today I am going to be talking about the fun run I did. This fun run was a 4k and yet at the end all they handed out to you was water! That was your prize. It was only kids. Literally you had to be younger than 15. Since they had no prizes but water, we got ice cream! There were also people on the track squirting you with water which was actually very helpful because you were running a 4k….
Today I’m going to talk about my lunch. I know, boring. But actually it was not so boring. I ate kebabs with lamb. Live lamb. I’ll be living the rest of my life on the lamb. Actually, it wasn’t live – it was dead and delicious. The restaurant was peculiar. It had many things and was decorated with many things. I saw a chess board and also a mannequin head. We walked to the restaurant in the Old City. None…
Today we saw bison! And we also saw a moose. We saw TRUMPETER SWANS! We heard that there were only a dozen pairs in the park. They were standing in front of their sign. If I were an animal I would stand in front of my sign too. If I were a weasel I would stand in front of the beaver sign and see how many people said, “Oh look there is a beaver.” Ahem, Ahem. We saw Old…
We got to the campground and we were excited to find out they had…live streaming! Maggie experienced the streaming by falling in. If you read Maggie’s you will see that she said that me and Daddy are scaredy-cats. That is not true. There was a cave behind the waterfall. There was no water there. Daddy weirdly did not duck down under it; I think because he was too tall. There were tadpoles there. They were very big. They had an…
<opener> Dinosaurs chase 4 innocent people. They ran into a museum. Which they changed to a dinosaur shelter, but they found out it was a dinosaur museum, which was ironic. Guess what jumped out? A cricket. How anti-climatic was that? Actual things that happened: The museum was very cool. It had amber. Unfortunately there was no mosquito amber. Though they did have a gigantic piece of amber, but I don’t know what was in there. There was a gigantic…